TYING UP SANDIMA

 

 

 

A FULL LENGTH DRAMA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maura Campbell

233 Crescent Road, Burlington, VT  05401

802/660-7906; ibsen3000@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHARACTERS

 

JEANNE, late thirties

 

AMY, early twenties, JEANNE’S alter ego, innocent, free-spirited

 

MRS. FAIRCHILD, late middle age, JEANNE’S mother

 

CARLOS, early twenties, Hispanic, JEANNE/AMY’S husband

 

MORGAN, late thirties, JEANNE’S second husband

 

LAURIE, teenager, JEANNE’S daughter

 

JUNIOR, twenties, mentally retarded man

 

DR. LEONARD, JEANNE’S court appointed psychiatrist

 

SPANISH MUSICIANS

 

 

 

 

 

SETTING

 

Present, and moves through time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ACT ONE

 

Two areas; a bed stage left, a table and two chairs stage left.  Behind is a roll around cart.  A bottle of wine and two glasses on it.

 

A SCRIM PANEL on the back wall.  Two other SCRIMS, one left and one right.

Perhaps there is another level – more scrim panels. A CUBAN BAND is unseen,

but the music plays.  They are lighted

sometimes, other times not.

 

The SHADOW FIGURE of SANDIMA  moves acrobatically through the stage and then is gone.

 

She – SANDIMA may be a She – lives behind the scrim panels.  She appears

In red light, she dances, she imitates

Characters – she is a presence, she is an

Influence.  There is no play without

SANDIMA.  Play with her.

 

CUBAN MUSIC is loud and lively, builds to a high then the volume becomes low, low, lower, lowest as the lights come up slowly revealing a woman, JEANNE, about forty years old, lying in a heap on the floor.  She wears pajamas and is soaking wet.

 

She moves a little, then a little more, then she lifts her head and looks around.  She is confused, drugged even.  She gets up, falls back down, gets up again. 

 

                                                          JEANNE

Hey!

                            

She stumbles, then falls to the floor.  BLACKOUT.  MUSIC is loud.

 

LIGHTS COME UP.  JEANNE sits up this time, rubs her face, wrings out her pajamas, slaps her face, she gets up, falls, then gets up more steadily.

 

 I’m, yeah… I’m, okay, yeah… Hey. 

 

She sobs all at once.

 

Can anybody… hey!  What the fuck?…  Come on! 

 

She still cries, but walks around looking for a door. 

 

Can anybody hear me?… I’m in here…  I’m awake… This is not okay…  Please!  Help me!  Please… God… please… Hello?… Jesus Christ. Is anybody fucking here? (Pause.) I am not a criminal.  Would someone please answer me?

 

She checks the walls of the room. As she moves, the CENTER SCRIM PANEL lights up – the OTHER CHARACTERS OF THE PLAY appear in a dim light – then they are gone. 

 

What the hell… Jesus… Jesus…  I’ve really done it this time…

 

She makes an ineffectual attempt to wring out her hair, nightgown, etc.

 

                                                          JEANNE

All right.  So I’ll wait.

 

The music rises a little, then a lot.  She sinks to her knees.

 

Stop that!  I can’t… stand it… stop, my head, it’s…

 

The music is painfully loud, JEANNE screams a long time.  BLACK OUT.  MUSIC STOPS.

 

THE LIGHTS COME UP.  JEANNE is on the floor.  A NEWSPAPER is on the BED.

 

She wakes slowly again, rubs her head, her eyes.  She is cold.  She goes over and picks up the newspaper and looks at it.  She reads to herself.  Then she sits down, almost falls down trying to sit, and reads aloud.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Jeanne Hubble, thirty-nine, beloved daughter and mother…Oh, thank God, I’m dead!… Jeanne Hubble, thirty-nine, Jesus Christ. She was born in Buffalo, New York, the daughter of Patricia and Charles Fairchild.  A social worker, she received her bachelor’s degree from the University of Miami.  Okay, that’s a lie.  I didn’t graduate.  Two years, three months, that was it. She married her first husband, Carlos Garcia, in Miami.  He died in…

 

She puts the newspaper down and gets up abruptly.  She looks around for a hidden camera, or glass, or some way to ascertain is someone is watching.

 

Hello?  Who brought the newspaper? 

 

She waits, then gets the newspaper and shakes it in the air.

 

You know, this thing. I don’t think this is funny.  I’m scared.  Is that what you want? 

 

She gives up on the floor.  MUSIC PLAYS very softly.  BLACKOUT.  JEANNE SPEAKS…

 

Hey!  Hey, cut that out-

 

She falls over something in the dark.

 

Jesus! 

 

The music gets louder.

 

I don’t want to be dead!  I want… I don’t want this fucking newspaper!

 

The sound of the newspaper being torn up.

 

Stop it!  Stop it now!  Please!  God, please make it stop!

 

MUSIC STOPS.  Quiet a moment. 

 

AMY sits and read from the newspaper.

 

                                                          AMY

Jeanne Hubble, thirty nine, beloved daughter and mother, died yesterday.  She was born in Buffalo, New York, the daughter of Patricia and Charles Fairchild.  A social worker, she received her bachelor’s degree from the University of Miami. 

 

AMY looks at JEANNE, then at the newspaper photo, then at JEANNE, then goes over and shakes her.

 

Hey!  Hey, this must be you!

 

JEANNE opens her eyes and looks at AMY.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What are you… My God, someone’s here!

 

JEANNE is incredibly relieved, she looks at AMY like she can’t believe her eyes.

 

I’ve been here, I don’t know, forever.  What the hell is going on?

 

                                                          AMY

What?  I don’t know what you mean.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I woke up here and… now you’re here.  Are you, I mean, are we dead?

 

                                                          AMY

Dead? 

 

                                                          JEANNE

I don’t feel dead.  I feel like hell, but I don’t feel dead.  This is all very strange.  You look familiar.  Do I know you?

 

                                      AMY

My name’s Amy.

 

                                      JEANNE

Amy, Amy… I don’t know any Amys.  I’m Jeanne.

 

                                      AMY

The newspaper says you died yesterday.

 

                                      JEANNE

I know!  I read it, too!  But I don’t know what it means.

 

                                      AMY

Well, I think, you know, it means you’re dead.

 

                                      JEANNE

But I don’t remember dying.  I remember it was  Laurie’s birthday and I think we must have had a fight…

 

MUSIC comes up.  CARLOS GARCIA offstage singing a love song. AMY responds.  It gets louder. 

 

CARLOS enters.  He wears a bathrobe – he is fresh from the shower – and he carries his clothes which he puts on.

 

NOTE: Here and in other places SANDIMA may appear behind a scrim panel.  She comments silently on the action – she swings on a rope, she flips, she makes fun…

 

                                                          AMY

Who’s Laurie?

 

                                                          JEANNE     

My daughter.

 

                                                          AMY

Nice name.  I wonder if Carlos would like it.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Who’s Carlos?

 

                                                          AMY

My husband.  He’s from Cuba.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Carlos from Cuba?

 

                                                          AMY

He’s a chef.  And a singer. But one day we’re going to have a book store.

 

                                                          JEANNE

My- God.

 

AMY dances into CARLOS’ arms.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Hey!

 

She helps him dress.

                                                         

AMY

What do you think of the name Laurie for a girl?

 

                                                          CARLOS

Laurie?  Can we give her my mother’s name, too?

 

                                                          AMY(laughing)

Laurie Juanita.  I like it.  You smell good.

 

                                                          CARLOS

I have to go to work.

 

                                                          AMY

Mm hm. 

 

                                                          CARLOS

What are you doing?

 

                                                          AMY

Nothing.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Okay.  We can’t make love now.

 

But he moves in a slow dance with her.

 

                                                          AMY

I can’t do it.

 

                                      CARLOS

You are learning.

 

                                      AMY

I just don’t have the Latin rhythm.  You have to be born to it-

 

                                                          CARLOS

Just look in my eyes.

 

                                                          AMY

If I look in your eyes, I can’t see what I’m doing.

 

                                                      CARLOS

You have to stop thinking about dancing and feel the music.

You ever see a baby when the music plays?  Nobody has

to explain about rhythm.  They just move.  They just feel.

So that’s all you has to do.  Is remember to feel.  Verdad?

 

                                                          AMY watches their feet.

                  

Don’t look at the ground.  The music is not in your

                  

feet.  Close your eyes.  Put your heart to my heart.  And

then feel the music.  The music is not out there, Jeannie.

 

                                                          He touches his heart.

 

The music is in here.

They dance a little better now, AMY relaxes in his arms.

 

                                                JEANNE

Okay, that’s not funny.

 

                                                AMY

Hey, what’s the matter?

 

                                                JEANNE

I’m not amused by any of this.

 

                                                AMY

What are you talking about?

 

                                                JEANNE

Carlos.  My husband?  Is this some kind of holograph?

 

                                                AMY

What’s a holograph?

 

                                                JEANNE

This is not happening.  And he never looked that good. 

 

                                                AMY

You’re just jealous.

 

                                                JEANNE

Jealous?  I’m dead.

 

She picks up the newspaper.

 

Remember?  And you’re a phantom.  He’s a phantom.  We’re

all phantoms.

 

MUSIC STARTS again. JEANNE looks up at the ceiling.

 

Would you stop the fucking music already?

 

The music stops. 

 

                                                CARLOS

I have to go to work.

 

                                                AMY

What time will you be home?

 

                                                CARLOS

Late. The restaurant closes at eleven.  Then we’re playing at the club – remember? You want to come down later?

 

He kisses her hands.

 

Te quiero.

 

CARLOS exits.  JEANNE speaks deliberately to AMY.

 

                                                JEANNE

Amy was my cat’s name.  My mother gave it away when I was ten because it made me allergic.  You’re me.  Aren’t you.  Some… version  of me.  My husband Carlos-

 

                             AMY

He’s my husband-

 

                             JEANNE

Okay, so he’s your husband.  You can have him.  He broke my heart once, now it’s your turn.

 

                             AMY

Carlos loves me.

 

                             JEANNE

Yeah, well, he’s not too bright.  I guess that makes you not very bright. Or me, either, for that matter.

 

JEANNE takes the RED SASH off AMY’S waist.

 

You know what he does with this?  He ties up Sandima.  You ever met him? 

 

                             AMY

Of course I know Sandima.  It’s part of Carlos’ culture.  I think it’s adorable. 

 

                             JEANNE

It’s superstition! 

 

AMY grabs the sash back.

 

                                                AMY

It’s mythology!

 

CARLOS reenters. 

 

                                                CARLOS

Jeannie!  Did you see my car keys?

 

                                                AMY

I thought they were in your pocket.

 

                                                CARLOS

Sandima must have hidden them again. 

 

He takes the RED SASH.

 

Sandima, you are a bad little spirit. 

 

He ties the sash in a knot.

 

Give me the car keys and then I’ll let you out.

 

                                                AMY

Did you look on the kitchen table?  Maybe they fell out when we were…

 

She kisses him.

 

Or the stairs.

 

                                                CARLOS

I’ll be late-

 

She kisses him again.

 

Or the bathroom.

 

They are really kissing now, and back up onto the bed where they begin to make love. JEANNE watches them with some disgust, then picks up the newspaper and goes back to the chair and sits and reads aloud.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Jeanne was predeceased by her first husband, Carlos Garcia, of Miami. She married her second husband, Morgan Hubble, who survives.

 

AMY and CARLOS fall off the bed, blankets and all, and eventually wind up under it.  She puts down the newspaper, walks over to the bed and looks at the lovers, then feels under the mattress and finds the keys.

 

Hey, lover boy.  Carlos.  Amy.

 

CARLOS pops his head up and then sits up.

 

Catch.

 

She throws him the keys.  He catches them.

 

                                                          CARLOS (TO AMY)

Sorry, love.  I have to go to work. 

 

                                                          AMY

Wake me up when you come home.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Si.

 

CARLOS exits.

 

                                                          AMY

How did you find the keys?

 

                                                          JEANNE

They were in the bed.  They were always in the bed.  You know something, this guy is not what he appears.  He’s a criminal.  He’s out making drug deals.

 

                                      AMY

I don’t believe you.

 

                                      JEANNE

Did you ever notice anything strange about his eyes?

 

                                      AMY

What, they’re brown and beautiful-

 

                                      JEANNE

The way he stares.  The way he loses things-

 

                                      AMY

Stop it!

 

AMY grabs the newspaper and begins to read aloud.

 

“Jeanne Alice Hubble, thirty-nine, beloved daughter and mother-

 

JEANNE grabs it back.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Don’t.         

 

                                                          AMY

You want a drink?

 

                                                          JEANNE

A drink?

 

                                                          AMY

Yeah.  An alcoholic beverage.  You know, Scotch.  Something like that.

 

                                                          JEANNE

(Pause.)  I gave it up.

 

                                                          AMY

Oh.  Well.  I guess I shouldn’t drink either.  I’m pregnant.

 

                                                          JEANNE

No kidding.

 

                                                          AMY

Two months.  Here, feel.

 

AMY puts JEANNE’S hand on her belly.

 

It’s not kicking or anything.  Carlos’ sister says that doesn’t happen until at least five months.  Maybe six.  We’re hoping for a boy. 

 

                                                          JEANNE

I think you’re going to have a girl.

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos’ sister says-

 

                                                          JEANNE

It’s a girl.

 

                                      AMY

I didn’t mean to get pregnant.  Not now, anyway.  I don’t know how it happened.

 

                                      JEANNE

God plants a little seed inside you-

 

                                      AMY

Well, I know that, but we were careful. 

 

                                      JEANNE

Even on the kitchen table?

 

                                                          LAURIE (VOICE OVER)

Mom?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Laurie?

 

                                                          AMY

Hey, are you all right?

 

                                                          JEANNE

My daughter, I heard my daughter, dear God, don’t tell me-

 

                                                          LAURIE(VOICE OVER – FRANTIC)

Mom!

 

JEANNE looks around helplessly.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Laurie, where are you?  God, please, don’t do this!

 

JEANNE opens the newspaper and reads her obituary again, frantically-

 

…received her B.A. from the University of Miami… She is survived by her mother, a sister, Gloria Helen Prentiss, a brother, Ralph Albert Hubble, a daughter, Laurie Juanita Garcia Hubble… Laurie… it says survived.  She… survived.

 

She looks at AMY.

 

Why are you here? 

 

                                                          AMY

I’m waiting for Carlos-

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’d like you to leave.  Right now.

 

AMY plants herself on the bed.

 

                                                          AMY

You don’t like me?  You leave.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I was here first.

 

                                                          AMY

This is my house!

 

                                                          JEANNE

House?  This is your house?  This is hell. We’re in hell.

Your husband is going blind.  Did you know that?

 

                                                          AMY

Stop it.

 

                                                          JEANNE

And there’s nothing anyone can do.  And he’s got no skills,

all he can do is cook.  Who’s going to hire a blind chef?

 

                                                          AMY

He’s in a band-

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, yes, the only Cuban singer in Miami.

 

AMY hides under the covers.

 

I want you to listen to me! 

 

JEANNE tries to pull the covers down.

 

Whatever cosmic joke is being played, I can at least tell the truth.  And the truth is you’re married to a guy that is going to ruin your life completely-

 

AMY pokes her head out.

 

I love him!

 

                                                          JEANNE

He’s uneducated!  He can’t even spell!

 

                                                          AMY

He’s Spanish!

                  

                                                          JEANNE

He can’t spell in Spanish either.  

 

                                                          AMY

I don’t like you!

 

                                                          JEANNE

I – am – you!  How do you like that? I’m what you turn into. 

 

                                                          AMY

It’s not possible.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Hey, I have – had – a pretty good life.  A decent second husband.

 

                                                          AMY

You’re married.

 

                                                          JEANNE

To Morgan.  He’s an accountant. 

 

                                                          AMY

So he counts people’s money, how interesting.

 

MORGAN enters.  He sits down and takes off his shoes and puts on mules.   He puts on some classical music, then he finds the newspaper and begins to read it.  He scratches his head and yawns, clears his throat, etc.

 

SANDIMA comments…

 

                                                          JEANNE

Yes, and not only that, he makes money.  A lot.  He’s refined.  Well read.  He can identify every one of Mozart’s compositions.  And Bach – and Chopin-

                                                         

                                                          AMY

Sounds like a real ball of fire.

 

                                                          JEANNE

He’s responsible.  And he loves Laurie.  I mean, what good is it to have a hot

Latin lover when he’s not around to pay the bills, or pick his daughter up from school.

 

                                                          AMY

That him?

 

                                                          JEANNE

I – yes.  (Pause.)  I don’t remember him being so fat.

 

                                                          AMY

The more to love!

 

JEANNIE watches him a moment; he doesn’t see her.  LAURIE enters.

 

                                                          LAURIE

Hey, Morgan, Mom home?

 

                                                          MORGAN

Hi, sweetheart.  No, she’s working late tonight. How was school?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Oh, boring. 

 

                                                          MORGAN

How about you and me going out for dinner.  Or a movie? Is there anything you’d like to see?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Actually, I’m going to a meeting tonight.

 

                                                          MORGAN

What meeting is that?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Oh, just a forum for kids.  You know, speaking out about

our feelings, that sort of thing.        

 

                                                          MORGAN

Is there something you need to talk about, honey?

 

                                                          LAURIE

No, it’s just kind of fun to go.  Some of the kids really have problems and,

well, I just listen. Actually, don’t tell her. Please.  Just say I’m studying at

Beth’s house.   You know how she gets. 

 

                                                          MORGAN

I know how she gets.

 

MORGAN takes out a large roll of bills and hands some to her.

 

Need some money?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Wow, thanks.

 

                                                          MORGAN

What time will you be home?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Oh, about ten.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Do you need a ride?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Mike’s picking me up.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Hey, how about a kiss first?

 

MORGAN kisses LAURIE then sits and reads the paper. 

 

                                                          AMY

That horrible man.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What? 

 

                                                          AMY

Did you see the way he looked at her?  The way he touched her?

 

                                                          JEANNE

He’s her father-

 

                                                          AMY

No.  No, he’s not. He’s- you said.  I heard you say- he’s not going to do this-

 

                                                          She walks over to MORGAN.

                  

You know something?  You’re a creep!  Don’t you ever, ever come near that girl again, do you hear me?  Or I’ll kill you!

 

                                                          MORAN doesn’t hear her.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Amy, stop it!

 

                                                          MORGAN

Jesus!  You scared me!  I thought you were working late.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Well, here I am.  How was your day?

 

                                                          She kisses him.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Fine.  I had plans to go out.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Out- where?

 

                                                          MORGAN

Bill Matthews from work.  We thought we’d go over to the boat show.  It’s the last day.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, boats!  Right.  Mind if I tag along?

 

                                                          MORGAN

Actually, it’s kind of a working thing.  We’ve got some accounts

that are troubling us, we want to talk.

 

                                                          JEANNE

That’s all right, then.  Do you want some dinner?

 

                                                          MORGAN

I had a late lunch.  I was just reading the newspaper before I went out.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Is Laurie here?

 

                                                          MORGAN

She’s at Beth’s studying.  I told her to be home by ten.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Beth.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Her friend.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I don’t know any Beth.

 

                                                          MORGAN

She’s tall with red hair.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, Beth!

 

                                                          MORGAN

So, I’ll just finish reading the newspaper.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Okay.

 

Silence between them.  JEANNE gets the bottle of wine and a glass and brings it to the table. She tries to open it unsuccessfully.  MORGAN notices.

 

                                                          MORGAN

I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the week.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Well, it’s just me here.  What’s the difference?

 

                                                          MORGAN

The difference is we made an agreement.

 

                                                          JEANNE continues to try and open it.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Well, I think after the day I’ve had… You want some?

 

                                                          MORGAN

And you’ve already been drinking.  Haven’t you.

 

                                                          JEANNE

No, I haven’t-

 

                                                          MORGAN

I can smell it on you-

 

                                                          JEANNE

God, I can’t believe you noticed.  I can’t believe you notice

anything I do.  I came home early, I thought, all right, we’ll

have a nice dinner-

 

                                                          MORGAN

I’ll stay home.

 

                                                          JEANNE

And this is the first I’ve heard of any fucking boat show!

And who’s this Bill Masters-

 

                                                          MORGAN

Matthews, I said I’d stay home-

 

                                                          JEANNE

Where’s Laurie?

 

                                                          MORGAN

I just told you, at Beth’s house, she’ll be home by ten-

 

                                                          JEANNE

I don’t like this! I don’t like coming home and not finding my daughter-

 

                                                          MORGAN

All right.  All right, we’ll have dinner.  I’ll take you out.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I don’t want to go anywhere. I just want to wait for Laurie.

 

                                                          MORGAN

All right, we’ll wait.  We’ll both wait.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Go to the boat show.

 

                                                          MORGAN

I’m not going.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I want you to. I want to be alone.  Actually, I’m tired. And I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t go on like that.  I did have a glass of wine after work.  Sarah and I worked through

lunch and then we grabbed a bite.  I had linguini with clam sauce-

 

                                                          MORGAN

Where did you eat?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, that Italian place, you know-

 

                                                          MORGAN

I can’t think where you mean.  There’s not an Italian restaurant near your office.

 

                                                          JEANNE

We drove. I drove her home and it’s on the way there.  That’s

where we ate and I had the glass of wine.

 

So, you’re going to the boat show?

 

                                                          MORGAN

I guess so.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Have fun.

 

She moves away and toward AMY.  MORGAN takes off his slippers and puts his shoes back on.  He stands and watches her during the next segment.

 

                                                          AMY

He’s lying about everything.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m the problem!  He can’t stand me, how can you blame him?

 

                                                          AMY

He’s got… hot eyes!

 

                                                          JEANNE

What are you talking about?

 

                                                          AMY

That’s what Carlos would call them.  Hot eyes.  The way

he looks at Laurie, the way he looks at you. It’s not friendly.

                  

LAURIE reenters.  She carries a bag of junk food and has high energy.

 

                                                          LAURIE

Hey, Morgan.

 

She opens a bag of chips and starts eating – she’s hungry.

 

                                                          MORGAN

What happened to your meeting?

 

                                                          LAURIE

Oh, it got cancelled.  Is Mom here?

 

                                                          MORGAN

She’s lying down.  Difficult day at work.  I wouldn’t disturb her.  I’ve been meaning to ask you.  What do you want for your birthday?

 

                                                          LAURIE

It’s funny you should ask.

                  

                                                          MORGAN

Why?

 

                                                          LAURIE

There’s this demonstration called “Young Women Speak Out” and you have to be fifteen-

 

                                                          MORGAN

Wait a minute, wait a minute, where is this demonstration?

 

                                                          LAURIE

In Washington.  We’re going on a bus-

 

                                                          MORGAN

We?

 

                                                          LAURIE

It’s through the Women’s Center.  You know, where I do community service.  We leave early Saturday morning, we stay in a hostel and come back on Sunday.  Please?

 

                                                          MORGAN

And when is this?

 

                                                          LAURIE

On my birthday!  That’s what’s so awesome!  I’ll be old enough to go!  There’s going to be thousands of women marching down Pennsylvania Avenue.  I’m sure it’ll

be covered on the news.

 

                                                          MORGAN   

And what are we demonstrating…

 

                                                          LAURIE

A woman’s right to choose.

 

                                                          MORGAN

I thought women had a right to choose.

 

                                                          LAURIE      

Now!  But there’s constant legislation being introduced to change that. 

So that’s what I want for my birthday.  I want to go to Washington and I

need you to help convince Mom.  Oh, yeah, and I want a hundred

dollars.  For the trip! And I want to make a donation. And besides, a lot

of the girls never have any money. So please help me convince Mom? 

Because I’m going anyway.              

 

                                                          MORGAN

I’ll tell you what. Take me out for dinner tonight. And I’ll think about it.

 

                                                          LAURIE

What?

 

                                                          MORGAN

A man’s go to eat, right? 

                  

                                                          LAURIE

Well. I guess so.  Should we get something for Mom?

 

                                                          MORGAN

She had linguini.  She told me.

 

                                                          He takes her arm and they exits.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You know how I know I’m dead?

 

                                                          AMY

How?

 

                                                          JEANNE

None of this actually hurts.  It’s like it’s not happening to me.  For a moment,

it is.  And then it’s not.  It’s like it’s happening to someone else.

 

                                                          She gets the wine bottle.

 

SANDIMA comments…

 

 

How about it?

 

                                                          AMY

I’m pregnant.  I can’t drink.

 

                                                          JEANNE

One glass.  One glass is good for you. Cabernet Sauvignon.  Do you know  what Elizabeth Barrett Browning said?  All one needs for happiness is wine, love and Italy. 

                                                         

                                                          AMY

That’s life, love and Italy.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Same thing.

 

                                                          She pours two glasses.

 

Cheers!

 

                                                          They drink.

 

CARLOS reenters.  His hand is bandaged. AMY hands her glass to JEANNE and runs to him.

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos, what happened?

 

                                                          CARLOS

I cut my hand, I was chopping onions and I wasn’t careful.

 

                                                          AMY

Let me see-  Carlos, you’ve got to see a doctor.

 

                                                          CARLOS

It’s nothing. It’s stupid.  I was chopping onions for paella and I wasn’t watching what I was doing.

 

                                                          AMY

Does it hurt?

 

                                                          She kisses his hand.

 

                                                          CARLOS

I may have to miss work for a few days.  Until it heals a little better.  Jeannie? 

One day there will be no more cooking. You know how you’ve talked about a bookstore? I am going to buy a store.  A book store.  For us.  But you will

have to be the brains.

                    

                                                          AMY

But, how are we going to do that?

 

                                                          CARLOS

There is someone, a friend, who will loan me the money. Not yet, but soon. 

 

                                                          AMY

Who is it?

 

                                                          CARLOS

You don’t know him.  When the time is right, I will bring him for dinner.

 

                                                          AMY

Dinner!  Carlos, I made black beans.

 

                                                          CARLOS

You did that?

 

                                                          AMY

They’re on the stove.  I may have left them on too long…

 

                                                          CARLOS

Jeannie, you’re drinking.

                  

                                                          AMY

What?  Oh, wine.  I made black beans, your sister said to put in some wine,

so I poured myself a little.

 

                                                          CARLOS

It’s not good for the baby, you should never take that.

 

                                                          AMY

I thought one glass would be all right-

 

CARLOS takes the glass away and puts it back on the table.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Never.  Do you understand me?  What you eat, the baby eats.

It’s very important.

 

                                                          AMY

Okay, okay.  Do you want to try them?

 

                                                          CARLOS

The black beans?

 

                                                          AMY

And rice?

 

                                                          CARLOS

You really made black beans and rice?

                  

                                                          AMY

I wanted to surprise you.  I’m not sure how they’ll taste, I might

have put in too much garlic.

 

                                                          CARLOS

There is no such thing as too much garlic.

 

                                                          AMY

Well, all right.  I’ll get you a plate!

 

CARLOS watches her exit, then sits and puts his head down.  JEANNE walks over to his and almost touches his shoulder before he gets back up and takes out a large roll of bills and counts them.  He hides the money under the bed.   JEANNE watches.

 

                                                          AMY reenters with a plate of food.

 

                                                          AMY

Now, tell the truth.  Don’t lie. 

 

                                                          CARLOS takes the plate.

 

                                                          CARLOS

I’m sure they’re delicious.

 

                                                          AMY

I might have burned them a little.  They smell kind of funny.

 

                                                          CARLOS takes a bite.

                                                         

Well?

 

                                                          CARLOS

Fantastic.

 

                                                          AMY

Really?

 

                                                          CARLOS

My sister gave you this recipe?

 

                                                          AMY

I followed it as best I could.  I didn’t have any green peppers,

though, so I used cucumbers.

 

                                                          CARLOS

That’s what’s different!  I like it.

 

                                                          AMY

Would you like some coffee?

 

                                                          CARLOS

Sure.  No.  I mean, I’ll make it.

 

                                                          AMY

You don’t like my coffee.

 

                                                          CARLOS

I do, it’s just that I like you better.  Don’t leave.

 

                                                          He kisses her.  MUSIC comes up.

 

Don’t leave.

 

He kisses her and finds a way to put down the black beans.  JEANNE watches.  They find their way to the bed.  JEANNE picks up the plate of food and continues to watch them.  She takes a bite; she makes a horrible face.

                                                                                                         

                                                          JEANNE

That must have been love!

 

                                                          SANDIMA comments…

 

 

                                                          BLACK OUT.

 

SCENE 2

 

The lights come up.  AMY is lying on the bed. JEANNE  sits and reads from the newspaper again.

 

                                                          JEANNE

“Jeanne Alice Hubble, beloved , yeah, yeah… Born in Buffalo, New York, she was educated in local schools and received her BA at the University of Miami.  She is predeceased by her father, uh huh, survived by her mother, a sister…  a brother… a daughter… three nieces, and two nephews. 

 

                                                          AMY stretches and yawns.

 

“…Morgan Hubble, her estranged husband also of Buffalo, New York.”  Oh, great, publish the fact that I can’t stay married.  “She was a special educator in Buffalo schools, but her real love was the theater.”

 

                                                          AMY

You were an actress!

 

                                                          JEANNE

I wasn’t an actress.  “Jeanne was responsible for creating ‘Sidewalks and Saturdays,’ and improvisational theater company for developmentally challenged adults.”

 

                                                          AMY

You were an actress!

 

                                                          JEANNE

I was an organizer.  I never acted. 

 

                                                          AMY

What was ‘Sidewalks and Saturdays?’

 

                                                          JEANNE

It was nothing, really. 

 

                                                          AMY

Tell me.

 

                                                          SANDIMA lights up.  JUNIOR goes

                                                          through the panel on a scooter, then

                                                          comes back the other way.  SANDIMA

                                                          plays with him.

 

                                                          JEANNE

We’d say, “Okay, it’s Saturday and you’re walking down a sidewalk.”

They loved the fact that it was Saturday.  And we’d ask, “What do you see?” 

And, oh, never mind.

 

                                                          AMY

Tell me.

 

                                                          JEANNE

                                                         

It was a job, you know?  Nine to five. Are you hungry?  I think I’m hungry.

 

                                                          She looks around.

 

                                                          AMY

Boy, you’re slippery.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What do you mean, slippery?

                  

                                                          AMY

You keep changing the subject.  It’s like, whoa.  I don’t even see it

coming.  Slippery.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You sound like my therapist.  God, lets hope he never finds me up…

Are we up?

 

                                                          AMY

What?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Or down.  I suppose we could be down. 

 

                                                          She looks around. 

                  

Probably it was all hogwash.  Heaven and hell.  Who would kill me?

 

                                                          AMY

I don’t know.  What makes you think you were killed?

 

                                                          JEANNE

I must have died somehow.  I didn’t, you know, have cancer or anything.

 

                                                          AMY

What about a car accident.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Not likely.  I didn’t have a license.

 

                                                          AMY

Really?  That’s funny.

 

                                                          JEANNE

It’s not funny.  I was taking medication – under a doctor’s orders –

and I got stopped for having a light out.  And you know what?  They

arrested me for DUI.  How would you like that?

 

                                                          AMY

Not very much.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m appealing.  I want to remember how I died. 

 

AMY goes over to the bed and get under the covers.

 

I think… you know, I think I was choked.  My throat hurts.  Look at me, is it bruised?

 

                                                          AMY

I don’t know.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Would you please look?

 

                                                          AMY

I don’t want to.

 

                                                          JEANNE

God, it’s not that hard.

 

                                                          She feels her neck.

 

Maybe there’s a mirror…

 

JEANNE picks up the WINE GLASS and tries to see her reflection.

 

Jesus Christ.

 

                                                          AMY

What is it?

 

                                                          JEANNE continues to stare.

 

What?

 

AMY comes over and looks.  She touches her face, then she looks at JEANNE.  They both look carefully.

 

Oh, no.

 

                                                          Quiet between them a moment.

                  

JUNIOR enters, a wild man on a scooter.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

What do you see, Jeannie, what do you see?

 

                   JEANNE                                   AMY

                   I see me.                                  I see me.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

                                                          (TO AMY)

Wanna play?  Wanna play, wanna play, wanna play?

 

                                                          JEANNE laughs in spite of herself.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Amy, meet Junior.

 

                                                          AMY

Hi, Junior.  What do you want to play?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Sidewalks and Saturdays, Sidewalks and Saturdays, Sidewalks and Saturdays!  Sidewalks and Saturdays!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Okay, Junior, okay.  Settle down. You’re going to hurt  yourself.

 

                                                         JUNIOR

I’ m settling!  I’m settling!  (To AMY.)  You’re pretty.

 

He hugs her tight, then puckers up for a big kiss.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Now, Junior, you know better. 

 

                                                          JUNIOR

What’s your name?

 

                                                          AMY

Amy.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Will you marry me?

 

                                                          AMY

I’m already married.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Darn.  Oh, well.  Jeannie, let’s play, let’s play-

 

                                                          JEANNE

Okay, Junior.  We’ll play.

 

                                                          He is so excited.

 

Okay, you’re walking down the sidewalk-

 

                                                          JUNIOR

And it’s Saturday!

 

                                                          JEANNE

And it’s Saturday… what do you see?


He thinks very hard.

 

What do you see, Junior?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I see…  I don’t know!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Maybe you see a cow.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

No.

                  

                                                          JEANNE

Maybe you see… a camel!

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Oh, that’s stupid.

 

                                                          JEANNE

How about a windmill! 

 

                                                          JUNIOR

A windmill!  A windmill!  What’s a windmill?

 

                                                          JEANNE

It has arms that go around and around like at the carnival-

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Okay!  Okay!  I’m at the carnival!  And it’s Saturday, and I’m riding

the windmill, and I’m way up high-

 

                                                          JEANNE

And what do you see?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I see… a blue sky… and a big yellow sun…  Look, at me, Jeannie,

look at me, I’m way up high…

 

                                                          He climbs up on the bed.

 

                                                          AMY

Be careful!

 

                                                          JUNIOR

What do you see, Jeannie, what do you see?

 

                                                          JEANNE

I see… a beautiful pool of water… and a swing… look, Junior, 

now you’re on it, you’re on a swing and you’re  going to leap into

the water-

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Here I come!  Here I come!

 

He leaps at JEANNE and they both go down laughing. 

 

                                                          AMY

Are you guys okay?

 

                                                          JUNIOR notices the long red scarf and gets it.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Hey, look at me, I’m a pirate!

 

                                                          He ties it around his head.

 

                                                          AMY

Junior, you mustn’t tie up Sandima!

 

                                                          JUNIOR

What?

 

                                                          AMY

Sandima.  He’s a little spirit.  The Cubans believe he lives in red things. 

Like the scarf.  And if you tie him up, he can’t have fun.

 

                                                          She takes the scarf.

 

But sometimes, he has too much fun.  Have you ever lost anything,

Junior?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Once I lost a half an hour!

 

                                                          AMY

What do you mean?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

That’s what Mrs. Pritchard said.  She was that other teacher who

used to pinch me when she got mad. She said, “Junior, you lost

a half an hour today!”

 

                                                          AMY

But you can’t get time back.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Why not?

 

                                                          AMY

Well, because, once it’s gone it’s gone.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I’m going to tie him up and get back my half hour!

 

                                                          AMY

And what would you do with that half hour?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Well, I wouldn’t give it to Mrs. Pritchard.

 

                                                          AMY

Sometimes it’s too late.  You have to tie him up right away.  Because,

you know, he forgets where he puts things after a while.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I’m going to find that half hour, Sandima!  And you’re going to

help me!

 

He scooters upstage, twirling the red scarf,

he throws it in the air and disappears.

He scooters through SANDIMA’S panel-

The light has come up – SANDIMA holds

a pocket watch on a chain.  She makes as

if to swallow it and disappears.

 

                                                          AMY

Wow!

 

                                                          JEANNE

He’s been one of my clients for, well, years. I don’t know what I would

do without him-

 

                                                          She realizes what she has said.

 

Unconditional love.  Probably the only time in my life.

 

                                                          AMY

That’s like Carlos.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, please.  Look.

 

She goes over to the bed and takes

out the cash CARLOS hid there.

 

See this?  Drug money.  I saw him hide it.

 

MORGAN enters.  He walks nonchalantly

into the space and sits down in a chair

with his newspaper again.

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos wouldn’t hide anything-

 

                                                          JEANNE

He stashing it away for, God only knows for what.

 

                                                          AMY

It’s not his.  He would tell me if he had this kind of money- how much is it?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Ten thousand dollars, more or less.

                                                         

                                                          AMY

Ten thousand… that’s a down payment on a house.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I think he’s financing his next drug deal. What are you doing?

 

                                                          AMY

I’m putting it someplace safer.  When Carlos brings it up, I’ll tell him. 

But if you know that money is there, maybe someone else does.

 

                                                          AMY hides it in the table.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I don’t think it’s a good idea.  Amy, put it back where you found it. 

I remember this-

 

                                                          She sees MORGAN.  Then whispering-

 

Amy! 

 

                                                          JEANNE turns to MORGAN.

 

                                                          MORGAN

You’re up.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I must have fallen asleep.  Is Laurie home?

 

                                                          MORGAN

She came home right after you went to bed.  Turns out the meeting

was cancelled.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What meeting?

 

                                                          MORGAN

The one with Beth.  The homework meeting.  So I took her to dinner and

now, well, I guess she’s gone to bed. I didn’t get a chance to finish the

newspaper so I thought I would do it now.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You didn’t go to the boat show?

 

                                                          MORGAN

Laurie had to eat.

                                                         

                                                          JEANNE

What did you have?

 

                                                          MORGAN

I had a steak. Laurie had a vegetarian dish.

 

                                                          JEANNE

And it was… good?

 

MORGAN sees the opened bottle

of wine and two glasses.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Did you have company?

 

                                                          JEANNE

What? 

 

                                                          MORGAN

I’m just finishing the newspaper. Why don’t you go to bed and I’ll be up

in a little while.

 

JEANNE wants to keep talking-

a little desperately…

                                                         

                                                          JEANNE

You remember the student I was telling you about? Junior?  The one with

the heart condition? We were playing “Sidewalks and Saturdays”

today and I said, as usual, “It’s Saturday and you’re walking down a

sidewalk.  What do you see?” And you know what he said?

 

                                                          MORGAN

No I don’t.  You see I’m reading the newspaper.  I came in and sat

down.  I answered your questions.  And not at any time

did I give you a signal like putting down my newspaper.

That was a subtle hint that I’m not interested in talking just now. 

I don’t mean to be rude.  But I have explained this to you many

times before.

 

JEANNE backs away and sits on the bed. 

AMY watches MORGAN. MUSIC comes up. LAURIE, JUNIOR AND CARLOS dance in a CONGA LINE.

 

They wind around the stage.  MORGAN is oblivious, reads his newspaper. 

 

MORGAN looks up, finally, and watches LAURIE.  When they pass by him he makes a playful pass with his hand at her and misses.  Then MORGAN gets up and touches gets behind her in the CONGA LINE.  The LINE freezes.

 

AMY screams very, very loudly.  The CONGA line dances off. 

 

AMY frantically searches the newspaper.  She turns each page and sees the same words-

 

                                                          AMY

“Jeanne Alice Hubble, beloved mother and daughter- Jeanne Alice Hubble, beloved mother and daughter- Jeanne Alice Hubble, beloved mother and daughter- “Jeanne Alice Hubble, beloved mother and daughter…”

 

                                                          JEANNE

Okay, so I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead.

 

                                                          SANDIMA comments…

 

 

BLACK OUT.  END OF ACT ONE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
ACT TWO

 

The band behind the scrim – fantastic and sexy.  SANDIMA dances.

 

Lights go down on them and up on the stage.  JEANNE and AMY sleep in the bed together.  JEANNE sits up, rubs her eyes.  She looks at AMY.  She gets up. She finds a blanket and wraps it around her.  AMY wakes up.

 

                                                          AMY

Jeannie?

 

                                                          JEANNE

God, how long have we been asleep?

 

                                                          AMY

It’s hard to tell.  Are you all right?

 

                                                          JEANNE

No.  I’m cold.

 

                                                          AMY

You’re shivering.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I feel terrible.  What’s the use of being dead if you feel terrible? 

I thought that was one of the advantages. No more feelings.

(Pause.)  No memories.

 

                                                          AMY

What are you remembering?

 

                                                          JEANNE

My death.  I think I remember my death.

 

                                                          AMY

Okay.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I drowned.  It’s obvious.  I drowned.  And I hate drowning. 

 

                                                          AMY

Maybe you were taking a bath.

                                                         

                                                          JEANNE

I remember choking and then…. Really nothing. Maybe I didn’t

actually drown.  Maybe he just threw my body into the river after it was dead.

 

                                                          AMY

I love to swim.  Carlos and I sometimes go to the ocean at night and

swim in the nude.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Could you focus for a minute on my murder?  It’s always sex, sex,

sex with you.

 

                                                          AMY

Sorry. 

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m trying to recall what I did the day I was murdered. It’s important. 

 

JEANNE sits in one chair.  AMY,

trying to appreciate the gravity of the

situation, sits in the other.

 

                                                          AMY

Why don’t we try a little meditation.  To clear your mind. I could

hypnotize you.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Just what I need.  I don’t suppose you have a cigarette.

 

                                                          AMY

No.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I haven’t smoked in years.  But right now I sure as hell could

use one.

 

                                                          AMY

It’s bad for your health. 

 

                                                          JEANNE

There’s no river.

 

                                                          AMY

Excuse me?

 

                                                          JEANNE

The nearest river is two miles away.  I got choked and then probably

stuffed in the trunk of a car and thrown in the river. 

 

                                                          AMY

That’s awful.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You have no idea how awful.  You’re up here floating around

fantasizing about Carlos.  Do you know what the world is like? 

Do you know what people do to each other every day?  Babies scalded,

old women raped, whole civilizations terrorized?  I got off lucky.  I could

have lived in a third world country and washed my clothes

in sewage every day.

 

                                                          AMY

Why would you do that?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Because that’s life!  And you know what?  I don’t have to worry

about it anymore.

 

                                                          AMY

No more sewage!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Nope.  Hm.  I’m feeling better all of a sudden.  Wow. It was like,

I couldn’t feel any worse.  And then it’s gone.  Now I just feel like

nothing again.

 

                                                          AMY

You’re really feeling better?

 

                                                          JEANNE     

I am.

 

                                                          AMY

Too bad.  I was going to make you some chicken soup.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You could do that, couldn’t you.  Just like that.  Just snap your

fingers and there’s the chicken soup.  Maybe that’s all we have to

do.  Snap our fingers.

 

                                                          AMY

You really think so?

 

                                                          JEANNE snaps her fingers. 

                                                          Then AMY tries. 

 

Nothing.  They try again.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What are you wishing for?

 

                                                          AMY

I’m not telling.

 

                                                          JEANNE

What do you mean, you’re not telling.  You might be canceling my wish out.

 

                                                          Music plays. She starts to dance.

 

                                                                  

`                                                         AMY

I got my wish!

 

                                                          JEANNE

You wished for this?

                                                         

                                                          AMY

Why not?  I love Latin music.  You know what’s funny, when Carlos

tries to teach me to dance, I feel so awkward, I guess because he’s

so good at it.  But when I’m by  myself, everything he says makes sense,

and I start to feel it inside me. See what I mean?  Come on, dance with me.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You’re joking.

 

                                                          AMY

I can’t dance alone.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I can’t dance.  And neither can you, from the look of it.

 

                                                          AMY

Hey, you’re being mean.  Would you tell Junior he couldn’t dance?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Junior can dance.

 

                                                          Music is more insistent.

 

                                                          AMY

Come on, come on, who’s going to see us?

 

AMY grabs JEANNE’S hand and off

they go.  JEANNE is completely awkward,

AMY a little better, but not much.

 

It’s all in the hips.  Move your hips.

 

                                                          JEANNE

These hips?  Once they start moving, they’re dangerous.

 

                                                          AMY

Come on!

 

They dance more successfully. 

The music builds, they glide

a little, but JEANNE can’t sustain

it.  The music slowly fades.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Enough.  Wow!  I was dancing for a minute.  We were dancing.

Were we dancing?

 

                                                          AMY

We were dancing.  Why did you stop?

 

                                                          JEANNE

It’s- because it was fun.  I don’t want to have fun.

 

                                                          AMY

Okay.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Was it fun for you?

 

                                                          AMY

The earth moved.

 

                                                          They roar.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You really wished for music?

 

                                                          AMY

I wished that you would smile.  And you did.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You used up a perfectly good wish on me?

 

                                                          AMY

Yes.

 

                                                          JEANNE

You’re okay, kid.

 

                                                          AMY

Let’s do it again, Mrs. Garcia.

 

                                                          JEANNE

My name is Hubble.

 

                                                          AMY

Hubble?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Jeanne Hubble.  What’s wrong with Hubble?

 

                                                          AMY

Nothing.  It’s just that nobody is named Hubble.  Isn’t that a rocket ship?

 

                                                          JEANNE

You obviously didn’t see The Way We Were.  Robert Redford played a

character named Hubble.

 

                                                          AMY

I hate to tell you this, honey, but that guy you’re married to?

He ain’t no Robert Redford.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Oh, forget about it. He’s not real.  And neither are you. 

You’re not even…  anybody.

 

                                                          AMY 

That’s a fine thing to say. Suppose I am.  Suppose I am somebody. 

And you’re nobody.

 

                                                          JEANNE

That’s ridiculous.  Look- (she grabs the newspaper).  Look at this…

 

 

                                                          She searches the newspaper.

 

                                                          JEANNE

My picture is right… it’s right…  (Pause.)  All right, who switched the newspapers.

 

She throws it down.  JUNIOR enters. 

He wears roller skates, a crash helmet

and a backpack. Attached to him are

lots of balloons.  He is very excited.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Jeannie!  Wanna play!  Wanna play wanna play wanna play?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Junior?  Junior, I…

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Wanna play wanna play wanna play?

 

JEANNE and AMY sit on the bed –

mad at each other – fighting over space.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I can’t play right now, Junior. 

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I miss you.  (He kisses her all over her face.)

 

                                                          JEANNE

Aren’t you supposed to be in the art room right now?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

No!  I’m not going there.  I already made my Porky Pig statue. 

Now I wanna play.

 

                                                          AMY

What do you want to play, Junior?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Sidewalks and Saturdays, Sidewalks and Saturdays, Sidewalks

and Saturdays…

 

He is very excited, jumping around. 

He claps his hands

 

Sidewalks and Saturdays, Sidewalks and Saturdays…

 

                                                          JEANNE

Junior, you need to calm down.

 

                                                          They fight over JUNIOR.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I love you, Jeannie.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I love you, too.  But we can’t play until you calm down. Remember your

asthma?

 

                                                          JUNIOR nods.

 

Are you calm?

 

JUNIR nods more vigorously.

MORGAN reenters and walks over

to the chair and newspaper.  The

newspaper is completely torn apart.  H

e begins reorganizing it.

 

                                                          MORGAN

(To himself.)  I suppose it’s too much to ask that I have a few minutes

without interruption.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Okay.  Let’s play.

 

                                                          JUNIOR jumps for joy.

 

Remember about staying calm?

 

                                                          JUNIOR calms down.

 

Okay.  You’re walking down the sidewalk-

 

                                                          JUNIOR

And it’s Saturday!

                  

                                                          JEANNE

And it’s Saturday.

 

                                                          JUNIOR skates serpentine around

JEANNE. 

 

What do you see?

 

                                                          JUNIOR

I see… What do I see?  What do I see?       

 

JUNIOR, still spinning like a windmill,

crashes into MORGAN. JEANNE tries

to quiet JUNIOR, who nevertheless giggles. 

 

                                                          MORGAN

(Looks up.)  You didn’t bring him home.

 

                                                          JEANNE

His respite worker called in sick and I thought just for one night it wouldn’t…

 

                                                          MORGAN

You’re priceless, you know that?  Priceless.  How many times and how

many ways do I have to say it?  I do not want any of those people in

my house.  I don’t want to hear about them, and I certainly don’t want

to see them.

 

                                                          JUNIOR

Hey, Jeannie, this guy’s a bum.

 

                                                          JUNIOR goes up to MORGAN and

                                                          hits him.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Jesus Christ!

 

MORGAN gets up, throws down the

newspaper and storms off.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Junior, don’t- Morgan, I’m sorry.  I tried to call you at work but they

said you weren’t there.  Whenever I call they say you aren’t there!

 

                                                          MORGAN

For your information, I was picking Laurie up at school.

She missed the bus.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Laurie doesn’t ride the bus.  She hasn’t ridden the bus since the

seventh grade.

                    

                                                          MORGAN

So, now I’m a liar?

 

Music comes up. Enter CARLOS,

MRS. FAIRCHILD and LAURIE

in a CONGA LINE.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m not calling you a liar.  But Morgan, we’ve been married for four

years and I think there’s something very wrong. I’m thinking that

Laurie and I should move out.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Move out?  Why, because I don’t want strangers in my house? 

Because I like to read the paper?

                  

*LAURIE is deposited behind the bed,

hidden from view. JUNIOR joins the dancers.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Morgan, you haven’t touched me in months.  It’s as if- I repulse you.

 

                                                          MORGAN

So what am I now, gay?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Frankly, I hadn’t thought of that.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Very funny.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’ve made some calls about an apartment.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

                                                          (from the CONGA LINE)

Yoo hoo!

 

                                                          JEANNE

God, my mother’s here.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Jeanne.  Jeanne, you and Laurie can’t leave. I’m sorry. 

I’m sorry if I’ve been distant.  I’ve been under a lot of pressure

lately and I… For Christ’s sake, I adopted her!             

 

The CONGA line exits, except

for MRS. FAIRCHILD.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Sorry if I’m interrupting!

 

                                                          MORGAN

Hello, Mrs. Fairchild.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Goodness, after four years, it’s Flo.  Isn’t it Flo?

 

                                                          MORGAN

Flo.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Am I interrupting?

 

                                                          JEANNE

We’re discussing Laurie.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Oh, she’s just going through a phase.  It’ll be over soon. Who’s in the mood

for ribs?  My treat.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Actually, I had a late lunch. 

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Nonsense, big man like you. How do you expect to wink wink if you don’t eat?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Mother, for Christ’s sake.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Oh, I brought you up to be a prude.  That’s what happens,

every generation reacts to the one before.  I was very modern,

you know.  Laurie takes after me.

 

                                                          MORGAN

She’s a wonderful girl.  Those small pointy breasts, that cute little ass-

 

JEANNE shrieks.  MORGAN

and MRS. FAIRCHILD watch her a

moment.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

She used to wake up like that.  Tch tch.  The doctor thought it was her bowels.  She used to hold it.  A good dose of Castor Oil!

 

                                                          MORGAN

Why don’t you ladies go out for ribs?  I had a late lunch.

Maybe bring me home some.  Hm?

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Great idea!  Jeanne, remind me.  I’m picking some up for Eduardo, anyway.

 

                                                          MORGAN

Who?

 

                                                          JEANNE

The blind man Mother takes care of.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Do you like potato salad?

 

                                                          MORGAN

No, I, um, sure.

 

                                                          He looks longingly at his newspaper.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m just going to bed, Mother.  I have a headache all at once.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Nonsense, it’s my treat. Well, I’ll be.  I never knew her to turn down ribs.

 

                                                          She calls after MORGAN.

                  

You should taste Eduardo’s black beans.  Blind as a bat, he can

still whip them up. 

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos?  It’s started!  I think-  oh, my God!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

What is it, Jeanne?

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Is it the baby?  Oh, my God, Carlos!  Where is that boy?  Carlos!

 

                                                          JEANNE

What’s happening?

 

                                                          AMY

My water broke- and it hurts!  Carlos!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Just calm down, calm down.  Dear God, not this again.

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Where’s your hospital bag? 

                                                         

                                                          AMY

I haven’t packed it yet, I didn’t expect this-

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

It’s a good thing I flew down, where’s the telephone?

 

                                                          AMY

It hurts!  The Lamaze teacher said it would feel like pressure!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Yeah, like giving birth to a watermelon, I did it three times-

 

                                                          AMY

I want Carlos!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Where’s the phone?  I can’t find a damned thing in this mess-

 

                                                          JEANNE

Just breathe.  Remember what they taught you in class-

 

                                                          AMY

I don’t want to breathe!

 

                                                          CARLOS enters, carrying RED ROSES.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Baby!  Sweetheart, what’s wrong?

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Thank heavens you’re here, we’ve got to get her to the hospital.

 

                                                          AMY

Carlos, Carlos, I can’t do it. I can’t do this.

 

                                                          CARLOS

What’s the matter, it’s the most natural thing in the world, our little

seed is grown to a flower and now-

 

                                                          AMY

It’s coming!

 

                                                          CARLOS

Coming?

 

                                                          AMY

Coming!

 

                                                          CARLOS

Now?

 

                                                          AMY

Aaah!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Boil some hot water!

 

                                                          She looks around.

 

I’ll boil some hot water!  What’s the hot water for? They’re always

boiling water!

 

                                                          CARLOS

Listen, Jeannie. You remember what they said in the class if this

happened.  We have to put you on the bed-

 

                                                          He helps AMY over to the bed.

 

Okay, now, I’m going to wash my hands and then I’m going to feel

if the baby is there-

                                                         

                                                          AMY

Oh, God!

 

                                                          CARLOS exits to wash his hands.

 

                                                          JEANNE

I’m here, I’m going to breathe with you.  Come on, You know what

to do, now breathe!

 

JEANNE and AMY and MRS.

FAIRCHILD breathe together.

CARLOS returns.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Don’t worry, everything is going to be all right.  I can do this.

 

                                                          AMY

It hurts!  Oh, God!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Keep breathing!

 

                                                          CARLOS feels between her legs.

 

                                                          CARLOS

The head! I feel the head! Now you need to push, Jeannie.  Like you

practiced.  Lean against me.  You ready?

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD and JEANNE are

                                                          behind AMY, leaning against her back.

 

                                                          AMY

I’m pushing already!

 

                                                          CARLOS

Push!  Push!  Push! Push!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Jesus Christ, she’s pushing!

 

                                                          CARLOS

Come on, Jeannie, you can do it!  I see it- her, him-,

it’s coming, Dios mios, Jeannie, you are doing it!

 

                                                          LAURIE appears between AMY’S legs.

 

It’s a miracle!  Mira, Jeannie, we have made a girl!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Did I hear the word “girl”?

 

                                                          CARLOS/AMY/JEANNE/MRS. FAIRCHILD

What a perfect – look at that face – look at that hair! – She’s perfect, etc.

 

LAURIE stops crying.  CARLOS gets on the

bed with AMY and LAURIE.

 

                                                          CARLOS

My beautiful family!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Don’t forget about me!

 

                                                          LAURIE smiles.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Look!  She’s smiling!

 

                                                          MRS. FAIRCHILD

Only a genius would smile at this age!

                                                         

                                                          CARLOS

Of course she’s very, very smart. This is a smart girl.  She’s got brains

just like her mother.  Look-

 

                                                          He takes a necklace off his neck.

 

My mother, may she rest in peace, gave me this when I was a baby.

You see this stone?

 

                                                          JEANNE

Yes.

 

                                                          CARLOS

It is special stone.  For people with hot eyes when they look at Laurie,

it will protect her.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Protect her from what?

 

                                                          CARLOS

Hot eyes. 

 

                                                          JEANNE

You can’t put a necklace on a baby, she’ll strangle herself.

 

                                                          CARLOS

We will have a pin made with this stone. Look!  She’s smiling again!

 

                                                          JEANNE

She’s got gas.

 

                                                          CARLOS

She is a flower.

 

                                                          JEANNE

Now I think she’s about to throw up.

 

                                                          CARLOS

Jeannie, we made a flower!

 

                                                          JEANNE

Carlos, I’m tired.  This flower is closing up.

 

JEANNE walks over to the table

and pours herself a glass of wine.

 

                                                          CARLOS

How can your Papi ever go to work with this flower in my arms? I

am supposed to watch the rice and instead I want to watch you. 

 

                                                          LAURIE smiles broadly.