CLEANING DAY

 

A one act play in four scenes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maura Campbell

233 Crescent Road, Burlington, VT  05401

802/578-4857; ibsen3000@yahoo.com

 

 

CAST

 

IONA FARNSWORTH, a sixty-five year old woman, a housewife.

 

JENNY GREENE, in her late twenties, a professional cleaner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A living room that reflects fifty years of living.  IONA has set a tea tray on the coffee table.  She is smoothing a pillow, adjusting her apron.  She is agitated, anxious.  The far edge of the stage, down left, represents "outside."  JENNY walks on, carrying a bucket.  Then she disappears offstage and knocks.  IONA, obviously waiting for someone, lets her in. 

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Mrs. Farnsworth?

                                                           

                                                            IONA 

                        Yes, yes.  Come in.

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'm Jenny Greene.

 

IONA(Her heart is in her throat, but shakes her hand):  I'm Iona Farnsworth.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.  I hope I'm not late.  I had a little trouble finding your house.

           

                                                            IONA 

                        No, no. You're right on time.

           

                                                            JENNY 

                        Is it down the hall?

                       

                                                            IONA  

                                    (Still agitated, trying to sound calm):

Yes. Second door on the right. The first door is my daughter Mary's bedroom. She lives in California.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Oh.

                                               

                                                            IONA

She's a marine biologist. Goes down in the ocean and studies everything. Mostly the whales, she's fond of whales.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        That must be interesting.

 

                                                            IONA

She had her picture in National Geographic a couple of years ago. Up by the Arctic Circle.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Mrs. Farnsworth...

 

                                                            IONA

                        Call me Iona. Please.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Iona.

                       

                                                            IONA 

                        Won't you sit down?

 

                                                            JENNY

                         I have a paper I need you to sign-

 

                                                            IONA

                        And you're Jenny Greene.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Are you from around here?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Rutland.

                       

                                                            IONA

                        So far!

 

                                                            JENNY

                        About an hour. I travel much further sometimes.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Oh.

 

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Is she home? Mary?

 

                                                            IONA

Mary? Oh, no. She's on an expedition. Won't be back until September. That's when the whales head south. Just like here in Vermont, people are always trying to avoid the cold.

 

                                                            JENNY 

There's a paper I need you to sign. (She pulls it out of the bucket.) It allows me to send the bill directly to the insurance company.

 

IONA looks at it.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        That way you won't have to pay me yourself.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Looks up at JENNY

It doesn't make any sense to me.  But I don't suppose it matters, does it?  Robert used to read everything and then tell me what it meant. Even then I didn't get it most of the time. 

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Picking up bucket)

                        Yes. Well. I'd better get started.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Looking at bucket)

                        Do you have everything you need?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Still looking at bucket)

                        Doesn't seem like much. Do you have... rubber gloves?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Oh yes. I wear a disposable suit. (Gesturing to bucket.) It's in here.

 

                                                            IONA

You came highly recommended. Louise, my niece... got your name from the undertaker.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's what I do.

 

                                                            IONA

I'm sorry you had to come. I mean, not about you, just... I should be able to...   I couldn't go in there, I know it sounds terrible. When the police came and the ambulance... I just couldn't look.

 

                                                            JENNY

You don't want to remember your husband that way. He wouldn't want you to.

 

                                                            IONA

I never left him alone, never. He brooded, you know. It wasn't easy taking him with me, getting him in the car.  He didn't want to use his wheelchair in public.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It must have been hard on both of you.

 

                                                            IONA

I would go into the store and Robert would wait for me in the car. (Pause) I don't think he liked that.

           

                                                            JENNY

                        It sounds like he depended on you.

 

                                    IONA

Did you know he was over six feet tall? Robert weighed two hundred pounds before he got sick. (Pause, suddenly bright, moving to get something.) I have a picture I want to show you...

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Mrs...

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Right back)

                        See? We're all here, Robert and me, Mary and Bobby.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Sincerely)

                        What a handsome family.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Bobby died in Viet Nam.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I'm sorry.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Smiling)

                        It was a long time ago.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Yes, well, I'd better-

 

                                                            IONA 

                       

                        I made us some tea.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Tea?

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Do you like lemon or cream?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Um.  Lemon.

 

JENNY, uncomfortable, sits down as IONA fixes the tea.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Do you like jam on your scones?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        On my what?

 

                                                            IONA 

Scones.  They're biscuits.  English, well, actually they're Scottish.  Quite good.  I have orange marmalade - the real thing - and strawberry jam.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Whatever you recommend.

 

                                                            IONA 

There's nothing like orange marmalade.  My mother was English, you see. Could never understand how Americans could put grape jelly on their bread.  Never mind tea bags.  (Hands her a scone.) I've got some bacon in the kitchen, if you'd like.

           

                                                            JENNY 

                        No!  I mean, this is fine.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Sausage, maybe?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I don't usually eat breakfast.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        I can tell that just by looking at you.  How is the tea?

 

JENNY hasn't touched it yet.  She takes a sip.

 

                                                            JENNY 

Fine.  (She senses that IONA could detain her all morning.)  Actually, I think I'll pass on the... scone.  I really should get started, it's been a day since...

           

                                                            IONA

                        Yesterday morning. Ten o'clock. I mean ten ten.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        What's that?

                                   

                                                            IONA

                        When it happened. I looked at the clock.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        You were home?

 

                                                            IONA

Oh, no. No. Robert wouldn't... I had just left him to go to the store, he just wouldn't come. I told him we'd stop and get an ice cream and then I remembered he couldn't have it. His sugar, you know. That was his whole problem. Couldn't have it, couldn't live without it. When he lost his right leg... Well. I'm as much to blame. (Looking directly at JENNY.) I couldn't deny him. I loved him too much.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes, that's a problem sometimes.

 

                                                            IONA

Suddenly I could imagine all those people asking me questions and I thought... they'll want to know what time it was.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Iona?

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I do this for a living.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes. You said. Must be terrible.

 

                                                            JENNY

It isn't terrible. It's terrible before I come. But what I do... well. It's better that I do it. Do you understand?

 

                                                            IONA

                        I'm not sure.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I clean things up. Put things right. So you can do what comes next.

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (Really wants to know)

                        What comes next?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Life. Life comes next.

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (Pause, determined to be bright)

I'm going to clean up the kitchen. Put things away. I had just started cleaning my refrigerator yesterday when... I had to go to the store and get some Brillo. Everything's still on the counter.

 

                                                            JENNY

                         If you want I'll do that later for you.

 

                                                            IONA

Oh. No, thank you. There are some things I have to do myself. How long will you be?

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Looking down hall)

                        I don't know yet. Depends. But probably at least three hours.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I'll make lunch for you then.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's not necessary...

 

                                                            IONA

Please. Let me. You have to eat and I... I'd like some company. If you don't mind.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No. I mean, thank you. I'd like that.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I have some rare roast beef. Would you like a hot or cold sandwich?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Um. Hot.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I've got some apple pie. I make it with maple syrup.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Don't go to any trouble.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I made it yesterday. Early.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                    (Finally exiting to hallway)

                        I'm sure it's wonderful.

 

                                                           

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (Brightly, to herself)

                        I've got so much to do before lunch!

 

Light fades as IONA exits stage left. Lights come back up in a moment. IONA has brought in their lunch, sandwiches, pie, and iced tea, with nice napkins..

 

                                                            JENNY

                                    (Taken aback by the spread of lunch)

                        This is so nice, I... I never eat like this.

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (With a motherly look)

                        I thought maybe you didn't. You should more often.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I'd have to lie down and take a nap!

 

                                                            IONA

Well, that's all right. You can use Mary's room if you want. Bobby's is still full of his stuff. Trophies all over the place, do you know that he still holds the record for no-hitters in the state?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No what?

 

                                                            IONA

Baseball. He was a pitcher. They named the ball park after him. Bobby Farnsworth Memorial Park.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        How old-- was he?

 

                                                            IONA

Twenty. He would have come home- in another month. (Suddenly.) What are you doing eating that pie? You haven't even touched your sandwich.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Oh. Um. I, uh... don't eat much meat.

 

                                                            IONA

                        You're a vegetarian?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I eat it sometimes, but for some reason...

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Understanding)

                        But not today.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Helpless look)

                        The pie is good.

 

                                                            IONA

Well. You're just like Mary. Never could feed her either. She'd come home from college and eat nothing but bean sprouts.  (Looking at JENNY'S plate.) You've got to eat something.  Do you like cottage cheese?

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Helpless again) 

                        I... never did.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Patting her hand)

It's all right. Another day and I'd have all your favorites figured out. (Looks at JENNY'S hand a moment. JENNY looks, too.)

 

                                                            JENNY

Oh. I'm sorry, I washed carefully, I always do.  Must have been on my way out of the bathroom, I must have touched something...(JENNY starts to get up and IONA restrains her)

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Reassuring)

There's nothing wrong with it. It's Robert's. I'll get you a wash cloth. (She exits upstage for a brief moment and returns. JENNY looks at her hand impassively.)

 

IONA hands her the washcloth and she scrubs; the next line is not apologetic but, rather, explanatory. 

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's so easy to... track it about. Very... concentrated.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                            (Motherly)

                        You really must be more careful, though. In this day and age. 

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I always make sure my hands are clean.

 

                                                            IONA

                        We'll just forget about it.

 

                                                            JENNY

(After a few moments where nothing is said. JENNY eats a few bites of her pie and then)

You made the pie this morning, didn't you?

 

                                                            IONA

                        This morning?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        While I was in the bathroom. (Smiling.) Didn't you.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I could have made it yesterday.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No you couldn't. It's fresh. I can tell.

 

                                                            IONA

Good thing, too, or I wouldn't get anything into you. (Gets up abruptly and goes out.) A piece of cheddar cheese, what's wrong with me...

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No, please, I (calling after her)... I don't like cheese!

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Coming back slowly and sitting down)

                        You're particular.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I know. I'm sorry. Really. I don't eat very much.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Are you married?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Married? No. Not anymore.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Divorced.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.

 

(Pause, IONA is looking at her expectantly.)

 

                        I have two children.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Very interested- common ground)

                        Really!

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Seth and Caroline. Ten and eight.

 

                                                            IONA

                        And do they eat anything?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Everything!

 

They laugh.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Tell me about them. 

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Stumped) 

                        What do you want to know?

 

                                                            IONA 

                        What color are their eyes?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Eyes?  Why... brown, I guess.  Like mine.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        And their hair?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Brown.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        They're not bears, are they?

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Laughing)

                        No! 

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Do you have a picture of them

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'm afraid I don't.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        No pictures?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I don't have a camera.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Oh.

 

                                                            JENNY 

You can buy those disposable cameras, of course.  I always think I'll get one and take pictures on their birthdays.  But somehow I never get around to it.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        You must turn over a new leaf.  Starting now.  Wait a minute.

 

IONA rushes backstage and disappears.  She returns with a small camera.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        There.  Now you have one.  It even has film in it.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I... I couldn't...

 

                                                            IONA 

Nonsense.  Do you know how many cameras I have laying around the house?  Robert was big on taking pictures.  I gave up trying to put them all in albums years ago.  (Drifting a little.)  Maybe now, though, I'll be able to catch up.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I should at least take the film out.

 

                                                            IONA

What, and waste those pictures?  I should say not.  You can just mail them to me when you develop the film.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'm not very good at mailing things.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Thinking)

                        Let me see the camera for a minute.  Ten shots left. 

                        I'll tell you what.  I'll take the pictures now. 

 

IONA gets up to take a picture of JENNY.  JENNY is completely caught off guard.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'm not sure I-

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Say "cheese!"

 

JENNY tries to smile as IONA snaps a picture.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Now, get up from there and we'll get one of you standing. 

 

JENNY gets to her feet, not knowing what else to do.

 

                                                            IONA 

Stand up straight.  From the rib cage.  Don't put your shoulders back like that, lift from the rib cage, otherwise you look like you're trying to scratch your back.

 

JENNY lifts from the rib cage.  IONA snaps a picture.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        How about I get one of you?

 

                                                            IONA 

I take a terrible picture.  It's my nose.  Do you know your nose grows as you get older?  And your chin?  It's not as if I started out with a good nose.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I like your nose.  It's not wishy washy like some noses.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        You really think so?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Some noses make a statement.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Mine makes a speech!

 

They laugh together.

 

 

                                                            IONA 

All right.  (She gives JENNY the camera.)  How's this?  (IONA poses dramatically.  JENNY starts to laugh again.)

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Have you been in the cooking sherry?

 

IONA continues to pose.  JENNY snaps her a few times.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Six left.

 

                                                            IONA 

I suppose I could put on my green silk.  Pretend I'm going to the ball.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Iona!

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Still light)

I don't know why I'm acting so crazy.  (Pause.)  You're very nice, Jenny.  I didn't know what to expect.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Well.  You're nice too... Iona. 

 

                                                            IONA

                        Your ex-husband, is he... around?

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Pause)

 

                                                            IONA

                        Oh. That's not much help.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Oh, yes it is.

 

They laugh again.

 

                                                            IONA

What is he... in for? (Before JENNY can speak.) I'm sorry, it's none of my business.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's hard to talk about...

 

                                                            IONA

Of course it is, I'm just a big busybody. Who baby-sits the children while you're at work?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        A neighbor.  Sometimes my mother when I'm desperate.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Oh, you live near your mother?

                       

                                                            JENNY 

                        In a duplex.  We share it.

 

                                                            IONA 

Oh, how wonderful!  So she gets to see her grandchildren whenever she wants!

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        She likes her privacy.

 

                                                            IONA 

Oh, don't you believe that.  There's nothing like grandchildren, is there?  Well, you can't know, but someday you will.  Course, I don't have any.  Mary, well, she's into her career.  She's forty now.

 

A pause.  JENNY is not sure how to respond.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Um, I think I'll step outside for a moment.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Outside?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Cigarette.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        You don't smoke!

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I do.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Then you must quit this minute!

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I can't.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Smoking shortens your life.  Haven't you read that?

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Takes out pack of cigarettes and read)

"Causes emphysema, high blood pressure, and may complicate pregnancy."  I know all about it.  I just can't quit.  I've tried.  I've never even made it through a day. 

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Give them to me.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        What?

 

                                                            IONA 

Doctor Armstrong said that to Robert twenty years ago.  Robert handed him the cigarettes and never smoked again.  Come on.  Give them to me.

 

There is a moment of tension, indecision.

 

                        Go ahead, give them to me.

 

JENNY, unable to think what else to do, hands over the pack of cigarettes.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Defeated for now)

                        I'd probably better get back to work.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Nasty business, cigarettes. How much longer?

 

                                                            JENNY

                         What? Oh.  About... three hours or so.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Three hours! In there?

 

                                                            JENNY

I want to shampoo the hall carpet.  I have a machine in my truck. There's footprints going into your bedroom.

 

                                                            IONA

                        In my bedroom?

 

                                                            JENNY

I just followed them. I didn't go in, the door was open. I glanced. (Pause) It's not unusual. You can see it's tracked into here, too.

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (They are both looking at floor and then...)

                        But my bedroom... who went in there?

 

                                                            JENNY

Maybe one of the policemen came out of the bathroom and took a wrong turn.

 

                                                           

                                                            IONA

                        I don't want anyone in my bedroom.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No. Of course. But... shouldn't I... clean it up?

 

                                                            IONA

                                    (Significantly; staring at JENNY)

                        How could anyone take a wrong turn?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It happens. In the confusion.

 

                                                            IONA

I opened the door and looked inside. I saw his rifle.  I saw... the blood. And I closed the door.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Reassuring)

                        There's nothing to explain.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Remembering, painfully)

I shouldn't have left him alone. He was brooding. He got like that. I should have read to him instead, sometimes it helped. (Looks at JENNY.) His eyes were going, did you know that? He couldn't walk and he couldn't read. My God, what's a man supposed to do when he's worked all his life, what's he supposed to do?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Mrs. Farnsworth-

 

                                                            IONA 

I couldn't get him interested in anything, he wouldn't even watch baseball this year.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm only here for a little while.

 

                                                            IONA(More and more strained)

He loved the Yankees.  They were finally on top again.  Do you follow baseball, Jenny?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        No, I don't.

 

                                                            IONA

They were on top!  How could things be so bad when the Yankees were on top?

 

IONA looks intently at JENNY, then realizes she is losing control.

 

                                                            IONA  

                        I'm sorry, why do I keep going on so...

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        It's all right.  I mean... I'm here to help.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes, you've been very helpful. 

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        It's my job.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        The police took pictures yesterday.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I think it's routine, don't you?

 

                                                            IONA

                        I don't know.  I've never been through this before.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Whenever someone dies... violently. 

 

                                                            IONA 

I don't like the idea of them looking at Robert like that.  Do you suppose... they'll wonder about the footprints?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'll have them cleaned up.  The carpet will be dry by bedtime.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Three hours you said?

 

                                                           

                                                            JENNY

                        Am I holding you up?

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (With a breath)

                        I think you are.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's important that I finish this.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I have to be very thorough.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Of course.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Otherwise... I'll never get the stains out. I have special chemicals.

                        (Pause.) I'll just get the machine.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Is it very heavy?

 

                                                            JENNY

                         Heavy enough.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Do you need help?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I can manage alone. I'm used to it.

 

IONA and JENNY look at each other a moment, both impassive. JENNY exits and the light fades as IONA looks after her. The lights go down a moment. 

 

When they come back up, JENNY reenters.  She looks in the direction of the kitchen and quietly walks offstage.  She reappears a moment later "outside" and lights a cigarette.  She sits down to smoke. 

 

IONA enters and looks knowingly in the direction of JENNY, although she cannot actually see her.  IONA  then looks in the direction of the hallway and softly walks over stage right.  She disappears down the hall; JENNY takes another puff, then throws the cigarette away in disgust.  She puts her head down.  After a moment, IONA reenters.  She sits down on the couch and puts her head down, too.  For a moment both women are in the same position. 

 

JENNY gets up, disappears offstage and starts to reenter.  She sees IONA, and waits.  Finally, JENNY walks in the room.  She goes over to the back of the couch and touches IONA on the shoulder.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Iona? (No answer.)  Mrs. Farnsworth? 

 

There is still no answer.  After a moment, JENNY exits stage right.

 

The lights go down. When the lights come up JENNY is kneeling on the floor washing up some stains. She has a big bag of soiled cleaning cloths with her disposable suit.  IONA stands nearby.  A box of something is next to her.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Looking up at IONA)

I'm just about finished. Do you want to see the bathroom before I go?

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Reserved)

                        Oh, no. That's not necessary. You came highly recommended.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I got the stains out of the carpet.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Thank you.

 

                                                            JENNY

You'll need some work done in the bathroom... a little sheetrock, trim in a few places.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Of course.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Gesturing towards kitchen, upstage)

                        There's probably some more stains on the kitchen floor.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I can get those.

 

                                                            JENNY

                         It's what I do.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes. Well. You've done enough. 

 

JENNY continues to pack up.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Don't forget the camera. 

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Oh, yes.  Thank you.  Did you take the film out?

 

                                                            IONA 

                        I decided not to.  There's still a few left.

 

                                                            JENNY

                         But you've got pictures on the roll-

 

                                                            IONA 

They're just of Robert and me.  Maybe one or two of Louise.  I've got hundreds like them.  Take some of your children when you get home.  Please?  I'm going to be thinking of you taking some pictures.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I'll mail you your pictures.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Mail me one of you, if you can.  I'd like that.

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I wish...

 

                                                            IONA 

                        What?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        I wish I had one of both of us.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Oh, that's easy.  Come here.

 

IONA gets the camera and stands next to JENNY, facing downstage.  She hold the camera out in front of them and smiles.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Say "cheese!"

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Take one more!

 

IONA snaps another picture.

 

                                                            IONA 

Two left.  One for Seth and Caroline.  You know, Jenny, you're just going to have to get in the habit of taking pictures.  That's all it is.  A habit.  (Suddenly.)  A good habit! 

 

                                                            JENNY

                         I'll leave you my card in case you ever need anything.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I don't suppose I will.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I mean, if you think of anything.

 

                                                            IONA

My niece Louise helps me. Every time I turn around there she is. I had to practically lock her out of the house last night.   Oh, I've got a box of things for your children.  Some toys and books I saved.  Do they like to read?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        Um, sure.

 

                                                            IONA 

I don't know what I was saving them for all these years.  Some things I just can't... throw away.  (Suddenly.)  I guess I was saving them for you!

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Do you have any other family?

 

                                                            IONA

Just Louise.  And Mary. (Distantly) She's probably under two thousand feet of water right now.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Right. With the whales.(Looks at IONA.) Can't you call her?

 

                                                            IONA

                        She wouldn't want to upset her expedition.  What do I owe you?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        The insurance company.  Remember the form you signed? 

 

                                                            IONA

                        Oh, that. Seems like... a hundred years ago now.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's been a long day for me, too.

 

                                                            IONA

(Realizes her time with JENNY is ending. A little desperately)

Won't you have something before you go? Some lemonade? How about some more pie?

 

                                                            JENNY

I've got to get home.  (Looks at watch.) My watch must have stopped. Do you have the time?

 

                                                            IONA

                        The time?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It must be about four.

 

                                                            IONA Oh, I'll go check.

 

She goes out a moment; JENNY stands impassively. IONA returns

 

                        It's 4:05.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I was close.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Your ride. It takes about an hour?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.  I guess I'm done. If there's nothing else...

 

                                                            IONA

                        Do you need a hand... with anything?

 

                                                            JENNY

                         It's all loaded. Except this.

 

                                                            IONA I wish...(pause)

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes?

 

                                                            IONA

                         I wish we had met under different circumstances.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Me too.

 

                                                            IONA

                        I'm sorry about your ex-husband.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Looking back towards hall stage right)

                        Remember not to walk on the carpet for a few hours.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Did you do the bedroom?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I thought I should.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Yes. Thank you.

 

                                                            JENNY

It's warm and dry out. I opened the window in your bedroom. It'll help with the moisture.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Louise is on her way over. She called.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Picking up supplies)

                        Isn't there a friend? Maybe someone from church?

 

                                                            IONA

                        What do I tell her about the bedroom?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        The bedroom?

 

                                                            IONA

                        The carpet. Why do I say it's wet?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Does she go in your bedroom?

 

                                                            IONA

                        She goes everywhere.

 

                                                            JENNY

It looked like... (Carefully evaluating her words) It looked like someone came out of the bathroom... (Pause.) and decided they needed to lie down for a moment. (Pause.)  Perfectly understandable.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Afraid)

                        Why would someone lie down?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Because... they were tired.  It was... ten ten? Already a long day.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Pained)

                        I needed some Brillo. I should never have left him alone.

 

                                                            JENNY

There's nothing to explain. Robert... your husband... he made up his own mind.

 

                                                           

                                                            IONA

                        The tracks... in the hall... were they very big?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Not very big. About my size.

 

They both look at JENNY'S feet for a moment.

 

                        Maybe Louise?

 

                                                            IONA

We sat in the living room until everyone came. She asked me so many questions. (Looks right at JENNY.) Why can't she just let me be? She'll want to know about the carpet!

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Patiently)

I had to shampoo the hall. While I had the machine out... it only made sense to clean the bedroom carpet, too.

 

                                                            IONA

Yes. It only made sense. You had the machine out and were doing the hall. (With a burst.) I'll tell her it was time to clean the bedroom. (Puts her hand to her face.) Oh, I'm so tired of this.

 

IONA walks away from JENNY.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (At last)

I knew something was wrong; I got down to the end of the road - about three miles - and I turned back. I couldn't have been gone more than fifteen minutes. (Paces, pauses.) Do you know he got the rifle down from the top of that cabinet? He had to have gotten himself up on a stool. (Looks at JENNY.) I found him in the bedroom. Waiting for me. He heard me drive up and he waited for me.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        What did he-- say?

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (Remembering something)

He looked like he did the day we got the news about Bobby. I thought someone must have died. (Imploring.) He needed me to be strong! And I'm not strong! Don't you see? It's a mortal sin, I had to help him! We went into the bathroom with that rifle. He couldn't pull the trigger, couldn't reach it. I could see that. I reached down to feel it, to feel my finger on it... and he took my hand.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (After a moment. Touching IONA'S hand)

                        You held his hand?

 

                                                            IONA

No. (Long pause.) He held mine. (Long pause; then significantly.)  It was so loud! (Covers ears with hands.) And the blood... in my hair, in my clothes. I took them off- right there- and wrapped my head in a towel.

 

                                                            JENNY

I found them. The clothes. In the closet. In your bedroom. They're in the bag.

 

                                                            IONA

I was so tired. I went to my bed to lie down. (Long pause, alarmed.) The bedspread...

 

                                                            JENNY

                        I checked it. It's fine.

 

                                                            IONA

                                                (She begins to cry softly)

It was ten o'clock. Robert said to wait ten minutes and call someone.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Who did you call?

 

                                                            IONA

I called Louise! I said, "Louise, it's ten ten and Robert's dead!" God, what a fool!

 

                                                            JENNY

                        You're not a fool. You're a wife. And you did your job.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Being a wife... that's all I know. That's all I... do.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's a lot to expect... from a woman.

 

                                                            IONA

                        When did you know?

 

                                                            JENNY

                        When I met you. (Pause) It's what I do.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Why?

 

                                                            JENNY

Because I can. (Pause.) My husband... my ex-husband shot a man in our apartment three years ago. I cleaned it up. That was the first time I found... I had a talent!

 

                                                            IONA

                        Did the man die?

                                   

                                                            JENNY

                        Yes.

 

                                                            IONA

                        So your husband...

 

                                                            JENNY

They called it manslaughter in the end. He'll be in jail for two more years, maybe less.  (Pause.)  I said they struggled.  (Pause.)  I lied.

 

                                                            IONA

                        Then... we both have blood on our hands.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        No! Look! (She turns over both their hands) They are clean!

 

                                                            IONA

                        But, Jenny... What I did…it was a mortal sin!

 

                                                            JENNY

                        Maybe... (Locks eyes with IONA) for mortals.

 

A new thought for IONA. They share a moment of understanding.

 

                        I've got to go.

 

                                                            IONA

                        You've... been a great help.

 

                                                            JENNY

                        It's...

 

                                                            IONA

                         ...your job.

 

                                                            JENNY

                                                (Picking everything back up)

                        Well.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Do you need some help?

 

                                                            JENNY 

                        No, I can get it.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Thank you... for everything.

 

The two women shake hands.

 

                                                            IONA 

                        Remember about the pictures.

 

                                                            JENNY  

                        Good habits.

 

JENNY picks up the box of toys, the bucket and the bag of soiled clothing.  She starts to exit.  IONA hurries after her, takes the box of toys and they exit as the lights go down..                                                  

 

 

 

THE END